Aren't sharks endangered? Like opening a "baby seal" restaurant,or a baby panda restaurant. {kind of reminds me of this awful, but clean joke about this guy who got stuck in Arizona with a brokendown car} after two days without food or water, and desperate with a gunin his hands with one bullet left....he encountered a Bald Eagleperched on a rock nearby. With his last bullet, he managed tokill it.
He roasted it immediately and devoured the whole thing.
Soon after he was arrested by the game warden for killingoff a highly endangered species.
After relaying his desperate story to the judge, he was acquitted.Yet all were sad to see the last Bald Eagle go by the way ofthe dodo.
Before the judge let the man go, the court asked how didthe bald eagle actually taste like? Being endangered andall, this bird has been off the delicacy menu for longer thanone can remember.
The man replied: The bald eagle tasted half-way betweena giant panda and a rhino.
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